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Kill Dragon

I grew up in the same neighborhood as Tim Showalter.

Our families went to the same church for a number of years and I was in the same grade as his older brother. After I graduated college we got to know each other fairly well while we both lived in our hometown. We’re still friends although now he lives in Philadelphia and I live in Boston.

Tim is also a musician and under the moniker Strand of Oaks he has put out a remarkable album, Pope Killdragon. Having known Tim for a long time, I thought that connection made for a unique opportunity for my own creativity. I decided to take each of the songs on the album and use them as inspiration to write something. Hopefully you like some of what you read. You can listen to each of the songs off Pope Killdragon here.

2. Kill Dragon

My friend Jeremiah recently told me he had found a copy of the first issue of the first zine I ever did: Shelter. Considering that for some reason I didn’t save any of the issues of that zine (I can’t even remember how many I did) it was with great fear and trepidation that I asked if he could send it to me. He graciously obliged.

To say that it is bad would be putting it lightly. But it’s part of my development and we all have to start somewhere. However, I will admit I like some of the layout. It is a conglomeration of cut and paste words and photos. It’s much better than anything I ever did for the print issues of Welcome to Flavor Country.

The content of the first issue of Shelter included a review of Starflyer 59‘s Gold album as well as the re-mastered version of the Star Wars Trilogy (on VHS mind you). I also do a shout-out to a couple of other zines that I liked. My friend Lee wrote a poem called “Shelter” and Jeremiah (the same one who sent this to me) wrote some poems as well. Also included is a very poor interview with Jeremiah’s high school band, Directed Youth.

The rest of the content is me being VERY Christian. I won’t write it all here but allow me to share a bit of how ridiculous the content was (and what my state of mind was at that time). Please keep in mind I was about 16 when this was written and I’m cringing as you read this.

Sometimes, it seems that i get really depressed. Not like, “yeah, i had a bad day at school” type of thing, but all of the problems that i have seem to come to a head. i don’t know how to explain it exactly. And a lot of times i have to do things like write letters to my friends, write poetry, or just talk to someone to make myself feel better. But in the long run, it seems that i always end up back where i was before. And where i was before is a state of me feeling like i’m nothing. So, being the ignorant person that i am, i continue this silly game instead of getting to the root of the problem. And to be honest, up until a little while ago, i was still playing that silly game. But then, thanks to some friends (thanks, guys!) i got straight. i’m not saying that it’s all horrible to feel sad once in a while, but the constant deep depression is just so destructive. Why can’t we open our eyes to that? And while my friends helped me more than i could ever know, the real savior to my predicament was Jesus. i know some of you guys are going, “ah, man, screw Jesus, he’s never done squat for me!” But, from my personal point of view, i could never thank him enough. He’s the one who took away my depression, and it wasn’t hard either. All i had to do was ask. And if you feel that way sometimes, that’s what you need to do. Just trust Him. i know it sounds cheesy, especially if you are an independent sort of person but it’s the only way to make it. Put your trust in him.

There are so many things wrong with this piece I don’t know where to begin. First off, my depression never went away for good. It may have receded for a time around when I wrote this, but it came back again and again. My attempts in giving it to Jesus and trusting him just kept me thinking there was something wrong with me spiritually because the depression always came back in greater waves. If Jesus was taking care of this then why wasn’t I feeling better?

I didn’t know much of anything about getting help for depression. Medications, counselors or psychiatrists weren’t talked about in my family (just out of sheer ignorance, not for any spiritual reason) and by the time I started to understand what was happening to me on a psychological level I was too enveloped in my depression to be willing to go and commit myself to working through my emotional instability. The depression was just a shell for the anxiety that had tucked itself into my bones and was truly running the show whether I realized it or not.

“Just trust Him. i know it sounds cheesy, especially if you are an independent sort of person but it’s the only way to make it.” Actually it’s not. There are lots of ways to survive in life. I just didn’t know any better. And for all the “trust” of god, it didn’t exactly get me real far either. It’s only once I seriously started to question my belief in god that I felt like I was getting anywhere in my life – away from the depression and anxiety and really coming into my own.

I know that it’s a coincidence that both were happening at the same time but it certainly made things easier trying not to worry about fitting into some vague notion of what is right and wrong. Ironically, I am now that “independent sort of person” and agree – it does sound cheesy.

Despite my apprehension with the text, I did find a redeeming aspect in regards to the number of great pictures of my friends and I from high school. Pictures I hadn’t seen in years. Pictures of Jeremiah with makeup on, Directed Youth rocking it, me with a long wallet chain (back before it was cool and then wasn’t cool and was then cool again – yeah, that long ago) and a dog chain padlocked around my neck.

There are also pictures of my sister and I as little kids that are cute. I really loved seeing those old photos because honestly, a lot of my past is blank to me. And I don’t have any of those pictures. I remember some things here and there but these pictures are like a friend telling me what s/he remembers and thereby helping to fill in the gaps.

I forgot that I used to wear a Tooth & Nail Records stocking cap all the time, even when it wasn’t freezing out. Back when Tooth & Nail was good and put out all kinds of clothes. And music. It was good to see that despite my anxiety and depression at that time I was still enjoying myself. I still knew how to have a good time and smile and laugh and occasionally be content even if I was also dissatisfied a great deal of the time. And despite only rebelling against dressing a certain way and not thinking entirely for myself. These things take time.

I’d like to think my writing and zines have gotten much better. I see that from the first issue of Welcome to Flavor Country, let alone my writing with Shelter. There’s one thing I know that has been consistent through the years, though. I need a way to express myself. Always. And constantly. And writing it out is all I’ve got. Even all these years later.


Interview with Jeremiah Wade

Jeremiah lives in Goshen, Indiana. He and I met in Spanish class in high school. He introduced me to punk rock. I can safely say that he is one of those individuals who has changed my life (and thankfully for the better). He currently does a weekly radio show and podcast you can learn more about here.

Self-portrait

How did you start your radio show?

A lot of my high school students where I used to teach would go on to Goshen College. A number of them got involved with broadcasting. A few of them told me that I should do a radio show. I talked about it with the station manager and it never worked out because I was just too busy. When the last serious band I was in broke up I needed something creative to do and something that would give me an element of the spontaneity of being on stage. So I contacted the station manager and said I wanted to do it. I didn’t really know what I was doing but he gave me a shot. I wasn’t taking any classes so the training he gave me was about fifteen minutes worth and I had to figure it out on my own. What I discovered through it is that in some ways I’m a natural. There’s a lot I still don’t know and that I’m discovering all the time but as far as being someone who can speak extemporaneously and not freeze up – I’m pretty good at it.

Who introduced you to punk rock music?

I always tell people I was into punk rock before I ever heard it. I was always interested in music. I became obsessive about it the same way most kids get obsessive about sports. I’d go to the library and check out books and magazines. Living in what was at the time a small town and not having any record stores and not having much money and not too many places to buy music outside the mainstream there was plenty of things I had read about but wasn’t able to hear. The summer before my eighth grade year I joined the Columbia House record club and when you join you get 12 free CDs so I ordered two Ramones albums and the Sex Pistols. I also had an uncle who was really influential on me and was one of the first generation punk kids and he passed down a lot of stuff to me that I would have otherwise never heard. The more you get into it the more you realize that all the great bands in history were part of a roster of other bands that never did anything. You dig deep enough into some of the labels like Touch and Go or Alternative Tentacles and you find that there’s all this great music that is out of print or hard to find. I got really into that and digging into that and my uncle gave me a bunch of his own stuff. Every time I see him he unloads more records on me.

What’s something you used to believe in that you don’t believe anymore?

I probably believe in more things than I used to. I find that belief for me isn’t so black and white anymore. It’s hard for me to say anymore that I don’t believe in something. It’s a lot easier for me to say, “I don’t know.” I guess if you want to break it down to the most basic things and I think I know what you’re hinting at based on our history together then I think I would say that I no longer believe in the infallibility of the Bible. I no longer believe that it’s this god-breathed document that is completely unfuckwitable.

You know, that’s where I got the idea but then I started to wonder if there were other things that people had in their lives that they didn’t believe in anymore. So I decided that this would be a continual question that would go into every interview so I could hear what people have to say.

Kind of like in Heaven’s Metal [a Christian heavy metal magazine] when whats-his-name would ask people about their bands and then would go, “So, what do you think about Jesus’ claim to be the way, the truth and the life?” And it would totally change the tone of the interview and make it all creepy and weird. Do you know what I’m talking about?

[laughing] I totally do! But I hope I’m not being creepy and weird.

No. I think about this stuff all the time. What I believe in changes vastly. Especially supernatural things. When I was a kid I was deathly afraid of alien abductions and shit like that and then I went through this long period of time when I didn’t believe any of that stuff. When I moved into my new office I found this book by a guy named Philip Corso called The Day After Roswell and I’m most of the way through it and it’s very compelling and very convincing and as crazy as this is going to sound I totally believe that The Cold War was all but an excuse to give the US and Russia an excuse to start building up their arms against a possible intergalactic enemy. I know that sounds insane but the more I read about it the more convinced I am. I figured that as a retired colonel the guy must have some credibility but the foreword of the book was written by Strom Thurmond, which is weird. I love sci-fi stuff. It’s kind of like Santa Claus – I want for it so badly to be real. I feel that way about lots of things.

Man, you just possibly segued into about three different questions for me. So perhaps the next logical thing to ask would be if you like to read science fiction and fantasy books.

Whenever I’ve taught anything in that genre I really enjoy it but it’s generally not what I choose to read on my own. If I do it’s the classics. I’ve tried to pick up anything by Philip K. Dick or any number of graphic novels but I’ve never been able to get into them. But I like dystopian, post-apocalyptic kind of stuff. I love Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451. The books that have a clear, beat-you-over-the-head type of point that speaks to my desperate cynicism.

Philip K. Dick has that kind of stuff.

Yeah, I know and I tried to read “A Scanner Darkly” but if I find something dense in the first 50 pages then I don’t generally finish it. Which is a new development for me because no matter what I used to finish a book. Now if it doesn’t grab me I don’t bother.

Wake up sleepyhead! Time to go teach!

What has it been like to teach at our old high school?

It’s so different I don’t even think about it much anymore. The only time I’m reminded of it is when I encounter a teacher I had as a student or occasionally I’ll turn a corner and what I’ll see looks exactly like it did when I was a student there but most of it looks very different. There are times when I’m brought back to those times and I’ll have some déjà vu or I’ll see something that triggers a memory – something I had totally forgotten for years and then it’s kind of strange. But it’s such a different school now. It’s technically an urban school in a rural community. The clientele is much different than when we were students there.

How so?

This community is now about 23% Latino and that changes the culture of the school of course. The school has just gotten bigger – there are a lot more students there. When we had the large immigration in the late 1990s we also had a large contingent of lower-income families from the South move up here as well. I’m speaking in brash generalizations of course. With that comes a whole different culture with ideas in regards to family and money and poverty and so when I say it’s an urban school what I mean is that we have a lot of issues with crime and a lot of people who don’t value education. We have a lot of teen pregnancy. We have our own fully staffed daycare center now. Last year, not counting the students who already had children, we had 33 pregnancies. Some of these kids are on their second or third child. Sometimes I can’t believe it’s the school I went to. It’s not all bad, though. I’ve had some great experiences as well. The one class I was deathly afraid of at the beginning of the year – my ENL class – that’s my favorite class. I love those kids. They want to be there. They want to learn the language. They see this as a pretty big opportunity. In that class I have three students out of 22 that are documented. The rest of them know they’re not going to college and it’s sad because they deserve to. I’ve got three sections of grade 12 honors and I can tell you that if I’m just looking at the kids who have the drive to make something of themselves I could probably condense it into one class.

When was the last time you lied and what was it?

It was this morning. We have an electric toothbrush all four of us use with different heads and I forgot to put mine on there and brushed my teeth with Mira’s (his seven-year-old daughter) which grossed me out but I had already done it. Then I put it back on the dock and then Mira got up and said, “Daddy, did you get my toothbrush wet?” and I said, “yeeaahh.” It wasn’t a very big lie but I knew if I told her I used it she would have thrown a fit and refused to brush her teeth.

Jeremiah and his daughters.

This seems like a good time for you to tell me about your kids.

Well, Mira is a seven-year-old first grader and Scarlett is a three-year-old and they’re both very funny and very intelligent. Mira just blows my mind continually with how smart she is especially when it comes to reading. She understands things about reading that a lot of my high school kids don’t. She’s still struggling with a lot of big words but she understands a lot about phonics. She can sound out a lot of things. The biggest thing is that she can understand inflection. She can deduce meaning to unfamiliar words based on their context which I think is a pretty impressive skill for a first grader. Scarlett is very energetic and also very smart. She never stops moving. She’s very stubborn and I am constantly impressed by her stick-to-itiveness. She never gives up and I am impressed even when I’m on the receiving end of that. She’s a lot tougher than Mira. She doesn’t get hurt easily. She would be the type of person that would dive headfirst into whatever task it is she’s taking on and probably would be successful at whatever she tries because she’s never going to worry about what the outcome is. She’s just going to take risks. Hopefully they’ll be good risks that can bring her positive outcomes. There are times, though, when we wish that she would take a step back and weigh the costs because she has hurt herself a few times.

What products do you use in your hair?

I use this specially made hair glue. It’s really hard to wash out but it’s the only thing that will keep my hair from looking ridiculous. I have the equivalent of three peoples’ hair on my head and until it gets pretty long it just stands straight out. I could never have boring hair. But if I don’t have something that somehow keeps it where I put it then I can’t have a decent “messy” look. When I was a teenager I used to put actual glue in it.

I remember that.

Yeah. Well now there’s a whole line of products for your hair. It’s so incredibly expensive.

What’s your favorite sandwich?

My favorite sandwich is nice, thick slices of hearty whole-wheat bread with plenty of mayonnaise, Colby cheese, avocado, and alfalfa sprouts. And some fresh red tomatoes.

Who do you do your banking with?

A local credit union that we’ve been with ever since we got married and consolidated our funds.

What do you think of Indiana?

I’m getting really tired of Indiana. It depends on when you ask me. I like my community. There’s the old guard that I think that needs to step out of the way for the people that are really progressive. I like what’s going on around here. We have a nice arts community and a nice group of people who are trying to make this a safe place for everyone. But the state as a whole is really backwards. It’s not unique in that. It’s not especially backwards, it’s typically backwards. The longer I’m here the more I want to get out but the longer I live in this particular community the more I learn that if I want something for the better I’d probably have to move out of the country or to a larger city. But I’ve never felt like I was cut out for a big city lifestyle. With the election last week it’s been pretty depressing. Especially now that I’m back at a job where state politicians’ decisions directly affect me. I look at what people base their decisions on, how they vote, and what’s important to them and I’m like, “really? These people are my neighbors?” And I don’t get how they think that way.

What’s something that always makes you happier when you’re feeling down?

Alcohol. [laughs] Honestly, I think probably completing a task. Like today the rest of my family was taking naps and I’ve been saying for a week now how I was going to rake all the leaves and so I got out there with the rake and leaf blower and plugged in my MP3 player and I was out there for an hour and a half and it wasn’t hard or anything that required any real skill or creativity but when I can do something like that it gave me a sense of accomplishment. It’s something like that that makes me feel happy when I’m having a crappy day.

Jeremiah and I in high school at the Concord Mall.


Best & Worst Jobs

This past summer I did this series of interviews with friends with whom I have worked. I actually DO have a job now. Whee! Thanks to all who participated and shared.

I finished grad school (masters in American Studies) recently and have been doing the job search thing. It can be kind of frustrating while simultaneously exciting because you never know where you may end up. I decided to contact some people I’ve worked with and see what their best and worst jobs were in the hopes that it would scare and encourage me at the same time. (Ironically, as I type this intro, the shuffle on my iTunes is playing the Smiths’s song “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” with its line “I was looking for a job and then I found a job / and heaven knows I’m miserable now.”)

Shauna Daly
(used to write for my now defunct zine, Actionattackhelicopter, and we worked together at Bellwether Manufacturing / Secretly Canadian / Jagjaguwar / SC Distribution)

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? Why?

I wouldn’t define any of my jobs in particular as being horrible. There are bits of every job I’ve had that I’ve enjoyed and hated. I’ve never “loved” a job, and i’ve hated something about all of them.

My working life thus far has been predominately healthcare related. Care related work is taxing – emotionally and physically. But in the rush of taking people to the bathroom, bathing them, feeding them, getting them into and out of bed I shared some pretty tender moments with the residents I worked with. The work was never easy, but those moments melted all of that away. Instead of patients, I started to see grandparents, perhaps my own in a way, and I “adopted” each of them.

The bad thing about any of these types of jobs is the observable erosion of care. The assembly line training, where people become commodities and capitalism erodes human nature. I remember feeling rushed more often than not, trying to care for 10-15 people in a single shift. I wanted to spend more time with them, but I had to do laundry, clean up after meals, strip beds, give baths, answer bathroom lights – all because it saved the facility money to have me do all that work, than to hire multiple workers. Fewer employees means higher profits for those higher-ups who only set foot in the building when they came to tell you that you weren’t doing it right. Telling a little old lady that you can’t sit with her any longer and listen to her stories of being a young girl is like kicking a hungry puppy. It’s horrible. It’s probably the worst feeling I’ve ever felt.

What’s the best job you’ve ever had? Why?

My favorite job was in Chicago. I was working in a downtown coffee shop/antique bookstore in Chicago across from Grant Park.  I would wake up at the crack of dawn, ride my bike to the El, and stick my nose in a book all the way downtown on the train. It was nice to ride a bike down mostly deserted streets, as was reading a few books a week while traveling to and from work. I enjoyed watching people on the train, or on the streets below. I’d try to imagine what was brewing in their little bubbles. Everyone kept to themselves on those commutes, but silence speaks volumes when reading lines on faces.

I liked the autonomy this job afforded me. I opened the store in the mornings, the owner came and went as he pleased, and I closed up at the end of the day. I spent a lot of my day chatting up customers, reading, (making coffee of course), and just getting to know people in the area: the regulars, the artists in the Fine Arts Building, the nerdy Roosevelt guys, tourists, lost business men, etc.

A lot of the regular customers gave me gifts. This Sikh man around my age gave me this little woven hippy bag, and a Ben Harper CD. Not sure why. Another guy made me this weird penguin collage, with Astroturf detail. One guy gave me a $20 tip – he used to come in and tell me about his girlfriend who lived in D.C. They would have phone “dates” where they would both go to Borders, and walk around looking for books together. The Roosevelt nerds wrote a coffee shop review for their paper, saying that I was “bookish, but friendly, and a little intimidating”. A little old Italian man who drove a horse-drawn carriage asked me to accompany him to Taste of Chicago, and offered me a horse driver job. The kid across the hall at the diner would help me stack the outdoor chairs, and asked me on a date. When I turned him down, nobody from the cafe would wave to me anymore.

I think what made this job so great was the fact that I didn’t have anyone breathing down my neck. My boss would bring up a bottle of wine on occasion, and we’d sit while I closed up shop and he’d tell me stories of being a young punk in 1980′s Chicago. The people made the job. It was a sociological awakening for me. I was constantly exposed to and studying different people. There wasn’t the pressure of having to meet deadlines, or bedtimes. I could just observe, converse, and withdraw at leisure.

It was also my first “non-adult” job as an adult. Previous to this I worked full time in jobs where I was support staff, punched in and out, received paper checks in an envelope, took 30-minute lunch breaks, etc. The coffee job was a cash job, plus tips, free coffee, no rules. As a 23 year old, I was in heaven!

Chris Estey
(I used to write for his now defunct zine, Bandoppler)

What was the worst job you’ve had? Why?

I was the front desk man at an apartment building owned by a management company that expected me OCD-style to log every movement the tenants made, put up with a big black drug dealing pimp yelling at me every five minutes on every shift, clean all the communal bathrooms in the building spotless with one rag, scrub the community hall of vomit with the same mop and bucket we didn’t have time to clean while checking the worst junkies and hookers in the city in and out (most of whom made it a point to be as abusive as possible), and clean up after a messy suicide without rubber gloves or a face mask. The middle of my third day there I punched the front desk to pieces and they let me go.

What was the best job you’ve had? Why?

My favorite job will probably always be to help begin and protect the Wintonia, a 92-unit apartment building near Capitol Hill in Seattle that was specifically for giving homeless people a permanent home. Once a posh hotel as it was established in the early part of the 20th century, it passed through time being a Buddhist monastery and a cult-like Christian social center to finally ending up in the hands of the Archdiocese. This was when that organization was more concerned with helping the poor than hiding abuses and forcing their religion on people downtown and getting involved in right wing politics. (R.I.P.) My boss was a pipe-smoking activist and science fiction fan who like me had been a member of a justice for Central America organization. Every time he saw me on shift, day, swing, or night time, working the front desk, he’d ask “How’s the book coming?” (It never did, but he knew what was important to me.) I was fresh out of rehabilitation and had never had a job I cared about (I’d mostly been a temp file clerk and muscle for a loan shark getting money back from the religiously duped in the 80s), and from moving the heavy, newly donated furniture in (up six flights of stairs), to wrestling some guy for his knife the first night I worked there, I really admired our mission. It was harm reduction, though that word didn’t exist then, which was letting drunks and addicts live there as long as they let others go unmolested. When that would occasionally happen, I’d take action like a pit bull. I beat up a couple of tenants for grabbing tits and causing shit in the lobby, and ended up becoming security supervisor before running into a wall to save a crackhead and tearing my rotator cuff. I had been in the Christian music scene before (after a couple of years of AA and NA) and was coming to realize how selfish and narcissistic that whole scam was. American religion’s obsession with a “personal relationship” with a divine creator was all about feeling OK with our lack of responsibility in taking care of the dispossessed, and that it was “OK to be cool for Christ!” Sadly, I would let a job at Tooth & Nail Records tempt me back from being there for people who needed help and security as they tried to get better. Now, I admit that I loved being editor of my college newspaper and being drunk while I pumped out an issue laced with leftist propaganda every week; I loved working at Light In The Attic Records when the distributor wasn’t mad I was busting out mad press before he could get his product in stores and would get mad at me about it (ah, capitalism, more complicated than it seems); and as a freelancer I’ve loved terrorizing bands for articles in The Stranger and getting checks for it. (If you listen to my interview tapes you realize I am baiting and mocking my interview subjects relentlessly for shocked quotes.) BANDOPPLER is probably a close second to the Wintonia, for the same reason: The joyful building of creative if damaged community, the frenzied fun of collaboration in making something out of nothing (the They Might Be Giants issue was madly pulled out of our asses in a fit of uncertainty), having some ownership in a life changing project. But with the Wintonia I helped construct, develop, write all the rules for, and bring to life a tenement where a lot of people came to live new lives and die reasonably blissful deaths. It gave many people hope and kicked me out of a vile writer’s block. I learned a whole lot of necessary things by helping found and protecting the Wintonia: The 91 come before the one who is dead set on being a jack ass; punching him doesn’t really help anything; and we take almost everything in our lives for granted. When the Wintonia was established as low income housing in a down-trodden neighborhood the nearby owners of slums complained about the tenants moving in — and the building’s care and the way we used it helped the neighborhood to flourish and become beautiful and useful.

Sally Harless
(Did the artwork for the print version of Welcome to Flavor Country quite often)

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? Why?

The worst job I’ve ever had was when I was 17 and I worked as a hostess at an Italian restaurant. Everyone that worked there was so stressed out all the time! They would be in a bad mood everyday and take it out on their co-workers. At one point they wanted me to be a food runner, which I did not want to do. They didn’t train me to do it, they just threw me into it. I had to go to the counter to get the food, and take it to the table. The problem is that they didn’t really have a way to let you know what the dishes were and where they went. It seemed like everyone else just knew. I would just stand there and stare at the food trying to figure out what it was and where it was supposed to go. And then the other employees would get mad at me! I started crying and then left during the middle of my shift, and I never went back!

What’s the best job you’ve ever had? Why?

The best job I’ve had is probably the one I have now. I am a self-employed artist and make my living through my Etsy shop, traveling to different craft fairs, and doing freelance work and commissions. There are a lot of crappy things about my job, like I don’t have health insurance, I don’t make a lot of money, I sometimes work 12-14 hours a day, 6 or 7 days a week, and my hand and wrist hurt a lot. But there are a lot of really great things about my job. I can go swimming in the middle of the day if I need a break, watch (er, listen to) TV while I work, and work in my pajamas. I receive a lot of great feedback and compliments. I can’t get fired from my job, and there’s nowhere to go but up!

Me
(I work with myself all the time)

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? Why?

Working as a contractor for Booz Allen Hamilton to the EPA in Seattle doing records management was by far the worst job I’ve ever had. I’ve written a lot about it in past issues of the zine but I’ll give a brief summary of why I disliked that job so much. While I thought the mission we were doing was admirable (keeping records to help the Superfund program – the part of the EPA that cleans up toxic waste sites – and working with them on court cases against polluters), the government bureaucracy was totally evident. We were a sub-contractor to a general contractor that worked for the EPA. This meant at any one time I had three bosses: my boss at Booz Allen (the sub-contractor), the boss of the records center (the lead on the contract) and the contact at the EPA. This made things fairly confusing. This was compounded by the fact that my first boss was incompetent (he was in his late 60s and we seriously thought he might be suffering from dementia as he forgot things all the time) and also sexually harassed my work spouse. After he was finally fired (my work spouse had to sue people to get it accomplished) he was replaced by another boss that was also incompetent. On top of this we had fairly frequent turnover (I think half of our staff of 10 people left in the two years I was there – which is pretty high for professional work) and I had two different Booz Allen bosses during the time, neither of which was ever on-site or even in Seattle. We were also working at the EPA at a time when Bush was President, which meant the EPA was very underfunded. On top of this, I had a formal reprimand written against me for not following through on a request to do work that no one had ever told me about and had one contact at the EPA die of cancer and a co-worker I really liked who was consistently in and out of the hospital for hepatitis. I yelled at bosses on multiple occasions (which I’ve never done at other jobs) and even tried to get fired. I consistently could finish a day’s worth of work in half a day and then had nothing to do so would often just wander around downtown Seattle for an hour or two here and there. I started going to counseling mainly to talk about how much I hated my job and how depressed it made me to be behind a desk doing data entry (when they hired me under the premise I’d be doing work related to my library science degree). The only thing that really got me through the work was that some of my co-workers had great senses of humor and understood mine so we were able to laugh our way through many of the absurdities of the work.

What’s the best job you’ve ever had? Why?

The best job I ever had was from when I was 16 through the age of 18 and worked for the Christian music store in town, Music Express. My boss at the time I started was 23 and a local radio DJ. We weren’t a bookstore; we only carried Christian music and the boss was young enough that he was cool with me listening to Christian punk and alternative music, which may sound lame to most reading this but I was really into it at the time. The set-up was in what used to be a small dry cleaners drive-through booth, probably no more than 200 square feet. But basically I got paid to sit around, listen to music I wanted to listen to anyway, do my homework and talk to customers. Being that this was the mid to late 90s I also got to listen to CDs before they came out and was up on all kinds of music gossip (hey, it exists even in the Christian world). I also met a lot of cool people including some friends I still have today. After a time, Christian punk became somewhat trendy amongst a lot of the Christian kids in our Indiana city (of which most everyone was a Christian or did a pretty good job of acting like it) and I got sick of so many bands that sounded the same that I started listening to a lot of Adult Contemporary music while at work. Amy Grant, Michael W. Smith, Newsboys and Rebecca St. James were amongst the ones that got regular rotation. It confused all the punk kids who walked in and saw me, a punk kid, listening to singers their parents tuned into on their local Christian music station (WFRN – your friend of the family). I wouldn’t necessarily want to work in a setting like that now but for the time period it was a good job and a lot of fun.

Jeremiah Wade
(Used to write for my now defunct zine, Actionattackhelicopter, and we worked together at Menards in high school)

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? Why?

The worst job I’ve ever had would actually have to be a tie between two jobs: being a cashier at Menards and detasseling corn. Detasseling sucked for a number of reasons, the main one being the dumb, racist, violent, toothless hillbillies who set a field on fire with cigarettes, had sex in portable toilets, started a fight on the bus using road flares, and threatened to beat me up regularly for being a “fucking faggot.” The corn rash, sunburn, and sub-minimum wage just added to the misery.

Working at Menards sucked for different reasons. While the pay was okay for a high school senior, the soul-killing big box store anti-culture was almost unbearable. All those in management were brought in by the corporation to open the store and get it up and running. They had no interest in the community and only hung out with other boring, pathetic members of management. Whether they were at work or at Applebee’s after work, the dynamic was the same: you always felt like you were intruding on their lame private party to which you were only begrudgingly invited and only attended because someone was paying you to show up and smile. Menards was the only job I’ve ever quit without having another job to go to.

What’s the best job you’ve ever had? Why?

The best job i’ve ever had? That’s hard to answer. It depends not only how one defines “best,” but also “job.” I’ve had plenty of great jobs, but not too many that paid well. Being a musician has been pretty great, of course, but I’m not sure if I could count that as a job, as it has been pretty sporadic at times.

The most enjoyable “real job” would have to be working in the a/v department at the local public library. I love organizing and working with music and movies. It’s the only job that has allowed me to feel like my encyclopedic knowledge of pop culture actually has some practical value. Plus, I enjoy working with the public, especially the crazy neighborhood people, who add a bit of excitement at times. Unfortunately, the pay is so low that I can’t justify keeping it while I have to pay for childcare.


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