I’ve known Elizabeth since middle school and we hung out in the same circles in high school. We’ve both become very different people since then but I believe we have some similarities in the paths we have followed. I called her while she was at the airport in Orlando, Florida, waiting for her flight home from a residency for the university for which she works (Walden).
What is it that you are doing for work?
I teach online, is the short answer. I teach mental health counseling, so the majority of my time is spent sitting in front of a computer. I’m fortunate enough that the organization I work for has requirements for residency and they are one-week intensive, so I get to go to those and teach.
Why do you have to go to them?
Everyone I’m teaching is a graduate student and they’re all going to become counselors. Clearly, a big part of becoming a counselor is that you have to have social skills. There are things they do online. I talk with the students every week for an hour and a half. Part of the residency – before they get to that stage – is that they have to go through these experiences for us to do some gate keeping. They have two residencies that are six days each. So essentially it’s twelve days of gate keeping so that we can make sure that we can vouch for everyone who is going through our program.
Do you feel comfortable with teaching like that?
I do. It’s funny because I didn’t want to. I looked at it as a sacrifice and a second choice. I didn’t think there was any possible way to do it. But now I’m completely sold on it. I’ve done this for a little over a year now. Frankly, the gate keeping that happens through my institution is a lot stronger than any of the land-based institution than I ever experienced or was a part of. I’m blown away.
Do you think that going online is the future of education?
Without a doubt. I don’t even think it’s the future, I think it’s the present.
You think the education they’re getting is just as good?
Absolutely. I think there are always some aberrations but that’s everywhere. In my program, I’m evaluated every other month so I have to maintain a high quality of education. I’ve never heard of anyone who is evaluated every other month. We all have PhDs, so it’s not like we’re all slackers. But it’s not in an offensive or obtrusive way, but to ensure that I’m giving something to my students every week.
Do you meet some of your students at the residencies?
Yes, I do. I like meeting them at residencies and that’s for a couple reasons. I recently learned that I’m a “hard instructor.” I didn’t know this. It turns out that everyone thinks I’m a hardass, but what it really is, is that I want everyone to write well. I teach classes at the beginning and the end of the program. But in the beginning I really press forward to make sure that all the students I work with leave with the ability to write well. It sounds silly with a masters program but one of the benefits of the masters program is that we get students from all walks of life – the vast majority of students are much older than me, actually. A lot of them are returning to school and may have lost some of the writing skills they had before. So it’s nice to meet people at residencies and show them that I’m a real person.
It also turns out I’m a computer bitch.
What does that mean?
Well, at residency they tell all the students to put their computers down and listen to the speaker. Because there are so many students nowadays it’s hard to determine who is looking at a PowerPoint and who is on Facebook. So it’s ironic that we’re an online institution but when they’re at residency they don’t use their computers hardly at all.
But you’re pretty militant about it?
Apparently.
What’s a typical day like for you?
I am pretty militant in that. I know that because I teach online that it would be easy to keep weird hours. I get up at seven o’clock every morning and I sit down in front of my computer by eight-thirty or nine at the latest. I post at discussion boards, I grade papers and do track changes in them. I may have a phone call or two with a student who is struggling and needs to touch base with me and let them know that there is someone on the other end of the computer. Every week I have a one and a half hour teleconference with twelve students. Also, I may have a phone call with another faculty member. But at five o’clock I’m done. It’s one of those amazing things that doesn’t happen much in academia. I don’t ever work on weekends except for residencies.
So the school pays for your airfare to the residencies and all that?
Yeah. It’s awesome. I make a phone call or send an email and tell them where I am flying out of and where the residency is and it’s all taken care of in about five minutes. I don’t have to book the flight or set up the hotel or anything. The only thing I have to do is pay for my food while I’m there and then they reimburse me for that.
When we were in high school, is this what you pictured doing with your life?
Oh, god no. I had a couple visions for my life. One was that I was going to have my own restaurant. I wanted to go to culinary school before anyone knew what it was. Then I got into high school and fell into that whole ultra alternative evangelical thing – I don’t know what to call it because it was a very strange scene. It was a very unique evangelical community. When that happened I thought, “Well, maybe I could cater and be a pastor’s wife.” I really did have this desire to be taken care of, I think. I think more than a PhD or whatever, I just want to bring my own fulfillment into my life, which is very different than I could have imagined in high school.
What do you mean by your own fulfillment?
At the end of the day if I’m not answering to my partner or my parents, and I’m only answering to myself, I want to feel okay. Rather than wanting to check in with other people and see that I’m okay with what I’m doing with my life.
I think that so much of who I was when you and I knew each other was me looking externally not just socially but also spiritually. Or “I’m doing the right thing, so I’m okay.” So much of my life was consumed with making sure that others viewed me as being okay. I believe at the end of the day I’m proud of who I am and what I’ve accomplished and who the fuck else cares?
Where you live right now in Ohio, does it remind you of living in Goshen (Indiana, where we grew up)?
Yeah, it’s horrible. It’s half the size of Goshen. So if you would address a letter to Heather and me as the two lesbians in Wooster, it would get to me. That’s kind of our ongoing joke. I really fought it professionally because living in Ohio I have to go back and take classes and take the big counseling exam and get re-certified even though I’m currently certified. I threw a fit – a yearlong fit actually, for having to get re-certified. And also living in a small, Midwestern, Mennonite community. I think that like Goshen, there’s something weird about the Midwest. I think that wherever I am in the Midwest there are always a few freaks in the community and I tend to really be connected to them.
What kinds of freaks are there in Wooster?
Now I feel badly. I don’t really mean that they’re true freaks. I’ve found a connection with some of the Unitarian Universalists in the community. It’s funny because I really didn’t want to go to church and Heather’s an atheist. But we didn’t know how to meet people – quite literally. So we decided to go to the Unitarian church hoping for at least some intellectual banter. We are thrilled with the community we found there. We don’t go as often – not like when I was a Christian. I don’t feel like I have to go. But we’ve met quite a number of people who get along with me in terms of my socio-political view. I don’t know – maybe Democrats would be considered freaks in the definition I am providing here.
You may have told this before but what was it like coming out to your parents?
My dad guessed it. That was not a problem at all. For my mom it was a lot more difficult. She still struggles. She’s not a mean person, but she yelled at me. That was her first reaction – to yell at me and tell me it was not normal. Even though she’s not spiritual or religious at all. I haven’t figured out where that comes from. Heather came home for the first time for Thanksgiving last year. We’d been together for two and a half years when she first came home to meet my mom officially. My mom is standoffish and she never asks about Heather. She’ll be nice to her but coming out sucks, no matter who it’s to.
Was your dad okay with everything?
Oh yeah.
I know the easy answer to this, but if you wouldn’t mind digging a little bit – what’s something you used to believe in that you don’t believe in anymore?
Elizabeth followed up with me on this question, as she wasn’t satisfied with her original answer.
1) Research. All research is tainted. As a creator of the teeniest tiniest bit of research and “knowledge” I now know that all statistics are essentially bullshit. Most “knowledge” is based on statistics. And the alternative to research is often even worse than research itself. I don’t believe in “facts” without methodology and limitations. That kind of limits what I believe in general.
2) Education for the sake of education. I no longer believe in formal education for the sake of education. I think this is a luxury that we, as a society, have adapted, and it is a luxury that we can no longer afford. I can’t tell you the number of students that I talk to who want PhDs. When I ask them why, they can’t answer. This is upsetting to me. Why does our society want to be more educated through formal education? Why is academia so valued? Don’t get me wrong – I like formal education. I have a PhD for god’s sake. The problem that I have is when students who don’t have the money to spend begin to rack up debt to take classes in a profession that they don’t know anything about. I think that common sense and grounding is lost in our society and that we have needs far greater than more people with degrees. Education is best learned outside of academe.
What’s your biggest fault?
My biggest fault is over-investment.
How so?
I’m a relatively passionate person. I can get excited about things really easily and I don’t always know when to stop. I think that applies to my professional life. I know that my colleagues can spend half as much time as I do on their classes, but it takes its toll on me. I think that’s true of my education. I think that’s true of food. I think that’s true of a lot of things in my life.
Have you found ways to combat that?
I think asking others and inviting them into my life to help me keep perspective is important. I lose perspective pretty quickly.
Me too. That’s a good life lesson: have other people give you perspective.
Yeah. If you’ve got a pill for that I’d like it.
No, it’s just a constant reminder to reach out to people. And it’s also a good reason to have a therapist.






